Alternate title: Unsolicited advice from an expert
I'm just going to put it out there: no one should eat a cupcake before 7 AM.
Even if you didn't get to have one yesterday.
Even if you're only going to eat the top half, you know, the good part with the icing.
Even if you worked so, so hard on them on Saturday.
Even if it's calling out your NAME.
Ugh. Stomachache first thing in the morning = not a good way to start the day. ;)